Where can i buy a squirrel?

I think it's illegal in most states to trap and keep wildlife. They are disease ridden and I can't see how it would be a good pet. Get a chinchilla instead.Where can i buy a squirrel?
I don't think they are sold in pet stores. Better off setting a trap and catching one in a park or backyard.Where can i buy a squirrel?
i don't think you can buy them. but if you want, you can catch your own, wild, disease-carrying one by setting up a trap:


1. Get lots of assorted nuts, preferably including acorns.


2. Put them inside a cat carrier (a few in the front, then lots in the back).


3. When you see a squirrel go inside there, sneak up on it so it doesn't run, then shut and latch the door quickly.


4. Enjoy your disease-ridden squirrel.





If you are bitten:


1. Scream and hit the squirrel. Release it.


2. Eat a soda fizz candy so that you foam at the mouth.


3. Run to the ER screaming insanely.


4. Maybe bite someone.
why do u want a squirrel?
Check with the lady on the movie Rat Race!
Climb a tree and act like a nut. The squirrel will find you.