What denomination of rodent adheres most closely to the Squirrel's original texts?

The Prai-rie dog... but its a multi cultural faith... he attends with the Praying Mantis, the Angel Fish... You know what I mean...





Peace.What denomination of rodent adheres most closely to the Squirrel's original texts?
You, you dirty Rat. I'm going to get your brother. I'm going to get you too!What denomination of rodent adheres most closely to the Squirrel's original texts?
Capybara.
Wow, I did not realize that rodents had denominations....


I will have to think on this one....
Ferrets, hands down.





Have you ever seen a cuddly ferret turn on a dime? They go from Sweet, Cheek-turning Christ, to OT Egyptian smiter in .02 seconds
The nutria do. Vengeance is theirs, say the nutria.
heh??
None of them correctly follow the Holy Squirrel's original text. Shame on them. They're all going to rodent hell.
the rat.


also a favorite of the Hawk.
The rabbit obviously.
Alvinites.


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The chipmunk.. they are hardworkers, gather for the winter, chatter and like to play.. most definitely following the ancient squirrel texts.





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Oddly enough, Lapine (or Rabbit), even through they're not rodents. Something about having the least to lose by translating correctly.
Alvin