How are you gonna cook your christmas squirrel this year?

Tatars and hot sauce for me and my kinHow are you gonna cook your christmas squirrel this year?
were eatin deer this year. nice n krispy. sprinkle a lil bit of mountain dew and bud light. we gonna be eatin good this year. How are you gonna cook your christmas squirrel this year?
Squirrel? who eats squirrels? that is animal-like ew. I on the other hand live in the 21st century and will be having myself racoon.
WHAT? You're supposed to cook it?!!!!
boiled
I'm thinking possum
youh eat squirells?


wtff?!



uh oh, i didn't know you were supposed to cook it...


*Starts to gag*