What happened if your attacked by a squirrel?

Never happened. They scuttle up and keep perching on my shoulder in expectation of food around Hyde Park and have an expectant look or ';where's my food'; or ';couldn't you stay'; when I am about to go off. Then, you can tell non-Londoners from the tourists who kind of stares straight at you. Did you do something ?What happened if your attacked by a squirrel?
You will get an overwhelming urge to hoard nuts during the winter months.What happened if your attacked by a squirrel?
I saw a squirrel attacking a robin's nest outside my window. I threw my shoes at it.
give it your purse or wallet, promise not to call the police, and try to get out of there as quickly as possible.