Saturday, August 21, 2010

How do i kill a squirrel that is stuck in a pipe?

Use water to flush him out then shot him with a .22


suroHow do i kill a squirrel that is stuck in a pipe?
Pack firmly to achieve the proper draft, then light him and smoke him.


Fur ball is not my personal preference on pipe tobacco, but to each their own.








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gun plumber are you talking a “Squirrel Cannon”


What is this a kit project for making Flying Squirrels?How do i kill a squirrel that is stuck in a pipe?
put some explosive granades and some C4


maybe, just maybe he would die
Plug both ends of the pipe and it will suffocate. Get it out the next day or it will start stinking bad.
Are you familiar with propane fueled tennis ball cannons?
I agree, Why kill him, just flush him out with a garden hose and let him collect his nuts and be a happy squirrel





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smoke him out alive, you don't want him to die in that pipe and not be able to get him out else he will stink for a long time.
The best way would be a .22lr to the head, but a high powered airgun would do as well. If you don't have any of these and absolutely can't get the squirrel out, then my only suggestion would be something sharp.
I had to get a wounded one I shot out of a small hollow tree once .





I cut a green forked limb off a tree I cut it to length (about a foot longer than the depth of the hole) then I left a couple inches or each fork . Shoved it in the hole till I made contact with the pissed squirell . I twisted the limb in the hole and the forks caught in his skin and tail . I pulled him out and finished him off.





I was in the woods and had nothing else to use and it worked remarkably well
Two younger relations have pipe kill experience. They had


heard 'clicking' sounds rise up out of 12 inch diameter pipe


that descended about 100 feet to sandy bottom. One poured


in two pounds of calcium carbide normally employed to fuel


welding torch. The other poured in a gallon of water to start


conversion of chemical into flammable gas. Hardly had the water jug been put down than the other ignited a roadside


distress flare and dropped it into well bore.





Laughing like fools they ran to their truck about ten feet away and turned to watch. But nothing happened. One said, 'It is probably hung up on something.' The other said, 'Lets drop the water jug and maybe that will knock it loose.' The two strolled back to the pipe, one lifted the jug, and both peeked into the shaft.





The explosion was heard for miles and a jet of fire easily


went 300 feet high leaving a strange smoky black doughnut


shaped cloud that slowly drifted away. My relations both agreed they had seen something red in the pipe. Their


heads lacked any trace of hair and were blistered badly at


lower jaw and neck. Both were tossed aside by blast of


their ad-hoc cannon and left with smoldering clothing which they immediately ripped off. They giggled until the pain


forced both into a hospital an hour later. They remain too


stupid to do more than vote Republican and raise cows.





So, yes, this is one way to kill your pesky varmint.
if it is an outdoor pipe you can buy something that is called a gopher bomb, they are lit and give off carbon monoxide, obviously not something to be used indoors, but effective outside
i don't know about killing him, but if it's outdoors you could flush him out with a garden hose.
You don't%26gt; leave it alone..

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