Tuesday, August 24, 2010

When should i release my Squirrel back into the wild!?

He is about .. 7 or 8 week's old now!!


I juss dont know when tha right time is


ta let him go .. I need sum advice .. !!When should i release my Squirrel back into the wild!?
I don't think he's old enough quite yet punkin....I'd give him til he's at least 12 weeks and letting them go can be kinda tricky. I haven't hand raised a squirrel in quite some time but I included a link to a site where there are people who know EVERYTHING there is to know about squirrels and they can guide you step by step all the way.


If you go there, tell them PeeWee's mom sent you.When should i release my Squirrel back into the wild!?
To be honest, i'm not sure why you have a pet squirrel in the first place...


I'd say give it another month though.

Squirrel scratch , should I see a doctor?

When I put out my trash a small grey looking squirell with little hair on it , jumped on my leg and scratched me up. I am also 8 1/2 months pregnant. Should I go get the scratch checked out?Squirrel scratch , should I see a doctor?
Eh, honestly I'd just put some neosporin on it and be done with it. From a scratch, your biggest risk is infection, and with its dirty nails, you would want to be careful of that. I would only go to the Dr. if it bit you. If it bit, there are a lot more risks, like rabies. But you wont get that from a nail scratch.Squirrel scratch , should I see a doctor?
I suggest you do call your doctor to report this and he/she will probably want to see you. All animals can spread disease and germs through their bites or scratches, especially wild animals. It is possible to also get an infection. A wild animal that has odd characteristics, such as a squirrel with little hair, may be ill and could pass something on to you. An antibiotic either orally or topically or even both may be in order to be on the safe side. You may also want to contact your local government office to report this as they may want to try to catch the animal. Typically squirrels do not approach people in this way.
Its probaly OK if the squirrell didnt bite you. You scared the animal %26amp; it reacted. It probably wasn't rabid or anything.





But if you were my wfve youwould see the doctor any way, just to be safe
Of course. Even if you ';think'; nothing is wrong with you, going to the doctors is a better, and safer idea.
squirels can carry alot of bacteria that is harmful, when you are sctratched by any wild animal you should see a doctor.
That would scare the **** out of me- normally squirrels run from you, so yes- I would get it checked out.
yes because the squuirell probbly have rabbies
I do believe you should go because it a wild animal!
yes you should go get it check before it ineffect into your skin or the pregants
yes

My kitten was chasing a squirrel?

He's an indoor cat but i let him out to my garden and he saw a squirrel and started chasing it.. he went pretty far but i managed to bring him back by calling out his name. I'm worried that he might never come back home.


Why has he been doing this? Did he want to kill it or just play with it? and


can a squirrel hurt him or attack him with a group of squirrel's?


How can i prevent him from chasing the squirrel?


Thanks.My kitten was chasing a squirrel?
if you're worried he might run away, don't let him out unless your yard is fenced in and you're sure he can't climb the fence.





he probably wanted to kill it and eat it. that's what cats do. if he caught the squirrel, it probably wouldn't hurt him much. no, the squirrel won't bring back a group of squirrels to exact vengeance on the cat.





if you don't want him to chase squirrels, don't let him near squirrels.My kitten was chasing a squirrel?
CATS GO CRAZY WHEN THEY SEE LIVE CREATURES THEY ARE NOT FAMILIAR WITH - BE CAREFUL BECAUSE SOME OF THESE CREATURES CAN CARRY RABIES, LIKE SQUIRRELS AMONG OTHERS I BELIEVE - HE MAY HAVE WANTED TO PLAY WITH IT OR JUST EAT IT, CATS ARE WEIRD LIKE THAT - ALWAYS KEEP AN EYE OUT IN CASE HE DOES STRAY TOO FAR SO YOU CAN TRY TO CORRECT IT'S BEHAVIOR
Well I think you should train it. Call it's name, Pat your legs of something like that. Even calling out sounds is good. Or you can check to see if there is no other animals before you let your cat out to play.
You can't. It is a cat, not a dog. You cannot train a cat. It wants it for prey. It will kill and eat it, just like it would if it were a bunny.
my cat is an indoor cat and she loves to look out the window at squirrles and birds. your cat probably wasn't used to seeing a squirrel so it chased it to see what it was.
one time my cat ate a squirrel


and i didn't know there was such a thing as a squirrel Mafia


you probably come back when he or she gets hungry
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  • Has anyone else had a squirrel run up thier leg?

    Yes I have, many times. I raised a baby squirrel and he used to run up my leg. He made it a game. He'd run up my leg tap my stomach and run back down dozens of times a day.Has anyone else had a squirrel run up thier leg?
    Nah. They be afraid of me ferrets.





    When, I was a teenager a jackdaw would wake me up in the mornings trying to steal my toe nails. Anything shiny he would try and pilfer, cheeky bird.Has anyone else had a squirrel run up thier leg?
    Yeah loads of times. Probably after the topic bar in my pocket. Ever heard this - Wot has a hazelnut in every bite - answer = squirrel ****!!!!
    No but i saw a video on youtube of this squirrel who got drunk of fermented apples hah
    Yes! It was cool! =D Very funny experience.
    no but my sons agama lizard did and boy was he spikey!

    Would you elect a squirrel as the prime minister of your country?

    maybe me :DWould you elect a squirrel as the prime minister of your country?
    yeah, they've got more common sense than humans.Would you elect a squirrel as the prime minister of your country?
    We don't have a prime minister in America, but if you're replacing Obama then sure!
    We don't have squirrels, so voting in a foreigner might be harder than voting in a rodent.
    No. We already have one.











    Cheers


    -Will
    not ';a squirrel ';, BUT definitely YOU.
    prime minister?





    nadda.
    No not really
    Well... better a squirrel than some of the pigs that have taken office..I would think.%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;8%26lt;%26lt;%26lt;Have a peanut. : )
    no everybody goes there becomes ineffective
    Depends on his policies.


    Or if he's cute and wears detective clothes, sure!
    Yeah why not lol
    Sure, he's a cutie! :)
    Hey...


    you sent me a msg...O.o


    Lol.
    In a split second.
    i would elect a dick
    idk whats his platform
    yes!


    you have my vote.

    You just found out yer brother is a talking squirrel. Quick! How do you react?

    Kick him out!


    He might try to steal my nutsYou just found out yer brother is a talking squirrel. Quick! How do you react?
    AHHH i didnt know i even had a brother!You just found out yer brother is a talking squirrel. Quick! How do you react?
    I would probably laugh my head off. And the ask him what he was doing and why. :)
    I'd rescue him from that city park before he gets eaten by a dog!
    go on jay leno and be famous
    id but the bong down.

    Which name am I going to give to my squirrel?

    Squirrel's namesWhich name am I going to give to my squirrel?
    Filbert (Phil or Burt)


    Nutmeg (Meg)


    King Nut


    Hazel


    Sammy


    Daisy


    Smoky


    Dash


    Hammy


    Which name am I going to give to my squirrel?
    Wow. Cool. you actually got a squirrel? Awesome!





    Here are names:





    Girl:


    Fuzz(unisex)


    Puffball(unisex)


    Sandy (you know, in Sponge bob episodes?)


    Abby


    Acorn(unisex)


    Autumn


    Brownie(a really common one)


    Lily


    Little Miss Squirrel


    Missy








    Boy:


    Spike


    Mister


    Squirrel(it's a real name)


    Manny


    Little Boy


    Adam


    Sponge Bob


    bob








    Both:


    Fuzz


    Puffball


    Popcorn


    Pop


    Acorn



    Is this a captive squirrel or one that just hangs around your property? Unless you are licensed to have one, keeping one for a pet is most likely illegal where you live not to mention just a bad idea in general.
    Peanut.


    Zohan.


    Borat.


    Bruno.


    Bono.


    Edge.



    u should definitely name it rocky !like the other person said i dont really like chip =\ srry ~lol
    If it's a flying squirrel it's just gotta be Rocky!
    Snickers


    Corny


    Clankly


    Sal


    Squirky
    Nutty Professor?, Skippy?, Mr Peanut?
    why do you have a squirrel?
    Nutty
    Chip

    I have red squirrel poo on my white car. I've washed it but it doesn't come off; any ideas?

    The acid from the rude squirrel discolored the surface. Try a little polishing compound.I have red squirrel poo on my white car. I've washed it but it doesn't come off; any ideas?
    #1 kill offending squirrel ...#2 wax the spot using meguires cleaner wax...#3 fry and eat squirrel...#4 relax and enjoy shinning car and full belly...I have red squirrel poo on my white car. I've washed it but it doesn't come off; any ideas?
    Try getting a clay bar. That will take a lot of stuff on your car off, to include squirrel poo. Just make sure that you have either some clay lube, or lots of suds (clay the car while washing) to ensure you don't scuff the paint. Next, put some sealer, and wax on the car, and bingo.
    You can try some bleach (diluted) in the wash water.
    A short one-sided talk about the car with Extreme prejudice,


    Then rewash, wax and buff.
    ELBOW grease...if you can't muster any..ask your girlfriend.
    get the squirrel to do it
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  • Neighbor has flying squirrel wants to sell it where can he sell it and is it legal to have as pet?

    tell him to call dept of conservation and GIVE it to the and HOPE he doesnt get a ticket if he sells it i hope he gets busted they are wild not pets let it goNeighbor has flying squirrel wants to sell it where can he sell it and is it legal to have as pet?
    they are not illegal to have as pets if they are breed that way. Sugar gliders is the kind you can have as a pet. heck if your close i'll buy it. i want a suar slider sooooooooo bad.

    Have you ever been chased by a crazy squirrel?

    No but i'll come chase you if ya like,i'm a crazy rabbit!Have you ever been chased by a crazy squirrel?
    Yes I have and I was petrified. One second it was happy eating nuts from my hand, the next it wanted the whole bag. I clung on and the squirrel leapt up at my face. I ran and the bl**dy thing ran after me. Man they can move. I felt the best thing to do in the circumstances was ditch the nuts and run!Have you ever been chased by a crazy squirrel?
    It seems to happen all the time to me,


    Am I going nuts?
    yes in Hyde Park a squirrel charged at me, stopped at my feet then turned and wandered off. I was left very confused.
    No but I had a chipmunk jump from a tree trunk onto my head and it got tangled up in my hair. That was freaky.
    no, but i was chased by an insane chihuahua... it was scary!
    Noep, but a squirrel has been chased by a crazy me!
    No but I've been stalked by a chipmunk and chased by a crazy groundhog....those things can get vicious!
    Have you ever tried to be random and funny at the same time?


    Yes.Here.
    No
    no but a deranged beaver
    No.
    Can't say that I have, no.
    no lol
    yes and since then, i dislike squirrels!
    maybe he thought you were nuts?

    What on God's green Earth is a squirrel?

    little fuzzies that love to eat nuts and breed in trees ^^What on God's green Earth is a squirrel?
    There is no God, so how could this be ';his'; Earth.


    A Squirrel is a Mammal and a member of the Rodent family. Related to Mice, Rats, Beavers, Porcupines, Voles, etc.What on God's green Earth is a squirrel?
    A squirrel is a furry rat looking thing with a long bushy tail. I heard somewhere that a squirrel is cousin to a rat. But they love to run across telephone lines and fences to get to nut bearing trees for food. They'll run right up a tree and play in the tree with other squirrels. They make their tails do a pulsing wiggle movement while their sitting in one spot, then they scamper about a couple feet more and stop and do it again. I watch them all day long at our daycare here in Statesboro, Georgia, since we have a big pecan tree on our property.
    Well perhaps you live on a different planet Earth than most other people. Cause Earth is actually more blue than green and for sure it is not God's. Just ask a question.





    Gray squirrel is a form of rodent that spends most of it's life in trees.


    http://www.dnr.state.oh.us/Home/species_鈥?/a>
    A small animal with big tail, approx 8 inches tall, a gnawer, living in the forests, parks and even in areas where people live among the houses and gardens.
    You don't know what a squirrel is?!?!!
    a tree rat

    Is it a squirrel, rat or squrat?

    I was outside and saw what looked like a squirral jumping along the pickets of my fence. The only thing that set him apart from a squirrel was the fact that he had a skinned tail with a puff of hair at the end. I have never seen a rat in person. He was slightly smaller than a squirrel- is it a baby squirrel? Or is this a rat? Or is it a mix? Is it a squirrel, rat or squrat?
    Rats and squirrels cannot interbreed, so what you saw certainly wasn't a 'squrat'. It sounds to me like a squirrel that had lost some of its tail fur - this can happen for various reasons, such as illness, starvation, attack by another animal, etc. You don't say which country you are in, so I don't know which species of squirrel and rat you are likely to have where you live, but here are some pictures of a grey squirrel (Scuirus carolinensis) and brown rat (Rattus norvegicus, also called the common rat or Norway rat) for you to compare to what you saw:





    Grey squirrel:


    http://www.freewebs.com/gunsandsports/sq鈥?/a>





    Brown rat:


    http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photos/and鈥?/a>Is it a squirrel, rat or squrat?
    We have several squirrel here with a rat tail, no fur of any kind on their tails. Looks like a whole nest of them

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    Squrat..that is a new one. Probably a squirrel. I have seen them like that. They loose part of their tale (like being wounded in combat) with a car, cat, dog or another squirrel.





    ROFL at the squrat
    Probably a squirrel that had been 'caught' by a dog or cat or something and his tail had been skinned.
    squirrel
    Maybe a flying squirrel, they are smaller than a regular size squirrel.
    it is a squirrel who might have a skin condition which caused it to lose the hair on it's tail
    IT'S A SQUART!! LOL...MOM WAS A Squirrel and dad was a rat:) lol...

    Would you take a challenge of a Squirrel with a Suit & Hat on to a game of Ping Pong Ball?

    Aw so adorable. The tiny squirrel with his paddle. Awww...of course I would. We'd have to use a spongy ball so I wouldn't hurt him though. That's vitally important.





    Unless we'd be playing at his table, which would mean I'd have to be very careful where I stepped.





    See...squirrel table:


    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3339/3608…Would you take a challenge of a Squirrel with a Suit %26amp; Hat on to a game of Ping Pong Ball?
    No...that squirrel is smart enough to pick out an outfit, so I bet he does wonders on the Ping Pong table.Would you take a challenge of a Squirrel with a Suit %26amp; Hat on to a game of Ping Pong Ball?
    Yes i would
    you don't want to go there Scooter,


    I play a mean game of ping pong.
    I laugh in the face of squirrels.





    HA..
    that's how i lost my house. so no

    A pesky squirrel is getting into the feed I put out f or my wild birds, will a B.B. Gun put?

    a stop to this? If I shoot the squirrel with a B.B. gun, what'll it do to the squirrel? I want him off my property!A pesky squirrel is getting into the feed I put out f or my wild birds, will a B.B. Gun put?
    ahh yes, i have been in your alley quite a few times. I am getting quite good at sniping the little guys. (not for fun, they get in the bird feeder, our house, our attic, and traps don't work, i've still have one up in my attic and under the house that I bait frequently, and haven't caught one!) So, I put peanut butter on the edge of the bird feeder, lay in the bushes under my camo jacket and wait. And it is perfectly legal to shoot squirrels as ';pest control'; in my area, but I don't know about where you live. I suggest using a crossman marksman pellet gun. I have a scope with mine, and it works great! I can shoot at a distance too. Try to hit them in the head, or the eye area, otherwise you will only wound it, and he will die a slow and painful death. If you get him just right, he will be dead before he hit the ground! If you have a BB gun, it can work too. I have a winchester lever action bb gun, and I don't know the Feet per second on that, but it also does the trick, but you have to be closer with it. My pellet gun is 575 FPS, so it does good. But make sure you sight in your gun, otherwise you will end up shooting something valuable, and you won't be happy. And to the people who say that they have babies that will starve, I say the North america needs less grey squirrels, they are kind of like an invasive species.A pesky squirrel is getting into the feed I put out f or my wild birds, will a B.B. Gun put?
    Unless you sit at the window all day long waiting for him, you are not likely to get a chance to shoot hiim. The method recommended by many garden books is to mix red pepper (cayanne) or red pepper flakes with the bird feed. It doesn't bother the birds at all but Mr. Squirrel will quickly get the message to get his food elsewhere. No harm to the birds (they don't even pay any attention to the red pepper) and no harm to the squirrel, he just goes away and looks elsewhere for food that doesn't burn his mouth and later his butt.
    A bb gun (typically with a muzzle velocity of less than 400 fps) probably won't have enough energy to kill a squirrel. All it will likely do is hurt it. If you want to remove the squirrel permanently, you will need at least a pellet gun with a muzzle velocity around 1000 fps. That will (assuming you do your part and hit a vital area) kill the squirrel quickly.





    Illustration of a squirrel being killed by a high-power airgun that I found on youtube (to prove the point): http://youtube.com/watch?v=r_8Vv530aww





    If you don't live in an urban area and can set up a safe shot, a .22 LR or a .17 Mach2 would be a better choice since it has much more energy and would be far more likely to kill the squirrel instantly.
    it depends on the BB gun. If its an airsoft gun, or a cheap copper BB gun, it might just hurt it, and make it run away, which is probably ideal. If its a pellet gun or a powerful copper bb gun, it might kill it before it falls out of the feeder. Unless you're a good shot, you'll probably miss and just scare it away for a little while. Worst case scenario, is that you injure it, and then it crawls underneath your deck/ house/ whatever to die. Check the specs and such of your bb gun. if it's a toy, it probably wont kill anything bigger than a small bird
    No. You will just hurt it. And this time of year they have small babies - so best to leave mom or dad unharmed until the end of summer. Or you condem the babies to starving to death.





    They do make squirrel proof feeders - lots of designes. There were even several shows in Great Britan dedicated to outsmarting squirrels.





    If you cannot out smart it - then simply use a live catch trap, like a 'have a heart' and some peanut butter cups to catch it at the end of summer. Then take it for a long ride to a nice wooded area......... and keep a big freeway between the new area and your home. They also have an uncanny nack of finding their way back to where they were - and - you'll have the dickens trying to trap it a second time.





    Hope this helps
    It's best to use the red-pepper-in-the-birdfeed trick.





    The B.B. gun may not have enough power to harvest the squirrel cleanly.





    I have yet to see a truly ';squirrel proof'; bird feeder.


    A determined squirrel will figure out how to access the food in a birdfeeder. It's only a matter of time.
    Well, only if your a good enough shot. What kind of BB gun? my BB gun can kill small game. That squirrel is not going anywhere but back for more bird feed. I say kill the rodent. And I mean KILL. Don't wound the poor creature, Kill it. Nothing worse than the slow death of an animal(well, slow death to humans is worse).
    A BB gun will only make it run off unless you鈥檙e a few feet from it. They do make squirrel proof bird feeders, an idea or put it on a pole away from trees with aluminum flashing wrapped around the pole so he cant climb it.





    Or yet do as I do and set Claymores at 20 yard intervals, with mount twin M .50 machine guns to take them out! (:p lol!


    Happyness is tree rat mist in the morning!
    Buy wild bird feed that has pepper in it. It is specially made this way because the birds don't mind it, but squirrels hate it! I used it and had no problem after that. Please don't shoot the squirrel, it won't solve your problem. There will always be a new squirrell.
    It depends on how powerful the bb it is. If not that powerful it will give a nice sting to the squirrel and most likely won't come back. If a powerful bb gun it will kill it and I can tell you for a fact it won't mess with the bird feeder.
    well you shouldnt shoot him just pick him up and let him go and if ur scared get some1 else to do it and if he keeps coming back then find a way to block him from getting in and if that doesnt work then shoot away! (but i really dont suggest the shooting thing)
    a bb gun or pellet gun?bb hard to kill the squirrel aim for the eye to penetrate to the brain.or go to an asian grocer and buy dried chilis[ much cheaper at asian stores] and mix with seed.birds have dry toungues so no hot.mammell have wet toungues so very hot
    A B.B. gun in the body area will hurt him and send him running home to momma but probably not for good if it is a dumb squirrel. If you want him gone forever hit him in the head and it's night night for good.
    try using hot pepper in the bird seed, then try using a ';super soaker'; type of toy water gun with soapy water, that should bother them now, then in the winter the soapy water will get down to their skin and they should freeze solid....
    mildflower, aww sweety they have to eat too. If you hit it in the eye it could kill it ! Do you have a tree to put an ear of corn on ?
    Probably will not kill the little tike, try the red pepper trick everyone else here told you, or if you must get rid of him, buy a live trap %26amp; relocate the little bugger..





    Good Luck....
    lead pellet at 1,000fps will take care of your ';problem';. squirrel tastes good on the bbq.


    if you do not want to kill him, try soft air
    Yes it should depending if it is strong enough and your state may let you kill them since they are rodents.
    If you shoot it in the right spot, it will most likely die.
    It will most likely kill it. If that is not your intention, then I suggest not shooting it.
    what you should do is hang your birdfeed on a washing line and either side of the feed a plastic bottle.
    You'll shoot your eye out, kid!
    get some nuts for the squirls.
    Why would you shoot a squirrel with a BB gun, thats cruel. Just hang your stupid bird feeder in a harder place for the squirrel to reach.
    Don't shoot him with a B.B. gun. That's horrible. O_O.
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  • If an on-duty cop kills a squirrel with his gun, how much paperwork does he have to fill out?

    Actually the shooting investigation team and his/her supervisor fill out most of the paperwork. The officer writes a statement describing the events that led up to the shooting, and turns that over to the shooting investigation team. The officer also surrenders his/her service weapon or the weapon involved in the shooting, for testing.


    The officer is then verbally interviewed by the shooting investigation team and Internal Affairs, and is placed on administrative leave until the investigation is completed.If an on-duty cop kills a squirrel with his gun, how much paperwork does he have to fill out?
    None, Mabye an incident report...why did he shoot a squirrel?!?!?!?!?If an on-duty cop kills a squirrel with his gun, how much paperwork does he have to fill out?
    You must be from rural Texas. I knew you all in those woods were doing something.
    Probably none
    Enough! They have to file a report whenever they fire their weapon ,( except for firing range training.)
    What color squirrel?
    Claim self defense, hahaha!!
    Quite a bit, there is an incedent report along with any eye witness reports have been taken and also the general information report, this is quite difficult and lengthy to do, besides it needs to be filled out in triplicate
    It depends on whether or not the squirrel was armed.


    Never take an acorn to a gun fight.
    Was he hunting? We need more information.

    If my squirrel is sick and doesn't have health insurance, should i bring him to the vet or the emergency room?

    just boil a big pot of water throw in some veggies and the squirrel pieces and make a stew. thats about itIf my squirrel is sick and doesn't have health insurance, should i bring him to the vet or the emergency room?
    You would have to call ahead to the vet first. Most vets will not treat a squirrel unless you can provide documentation proving it has has a rabies shot. Squirrels are known carriers of the rabies virus.If my squirrel is sick and doesn't have health insurance, should i bring him to the vet or the emergency room?
    Take him to the vet, but on the way out stop in the garage and pick up a shovel, just in case you can bury him on the side of the road. Remember save gas.
    *Giggles* The emergency room! They could take him in for free and you get to laugh when they see it's a squirrel!~
    Emergencyroom, just because it's a squirrel it doesn't mean he's any less human then us.
    Tell him to take two tylenol and leave your nuts alone
    Vet - squirrels are not human.

    What happened if your attacked by a squirrel?

    Never happened. They scuttle up and keep perching on my shoulder in expectation of food around Hyde Park and have an expectant look or ';where's my food'; or ';couldn't you stay'; when I am about to go off. Then, you can tell non-Londoners from the tourists who kind of stares straight at you. Did you do something ?What happened if your attacked by a squirrel?
    You will get an overwhelming urge to hoard nuts during the winter months.What happened if your attacked by a squirrel?
    I saw a squirrel attacking a robin's nest outside my window. I threw my shoes at it.
    give it your purse or wallet, promise not to call the police, and try to get out of there as quickly as possible.

    What is squirrel mail and where does it come from?

    A finger up for Jose dude i was about to scream ( mail =male!!)What is squirrel mail and where does it come from?
    its poop and it comes from there buttWhat is squirrel mail and where does it come from?
    SquirrelMail is a web-based email application started by Nathan and Luke Ehresman and written in the PHP scripting language. It can be installed on almost all web servers as long as PHP is present and the web server has access to an IMAP and SMTP server.





    SquirrelMail outputs valid HTML 4.0 for its presentation, making it compatible with a majority of current web browsers. SquirrelMail uses a plugin architecture to accommodate additional features around the core application.





    Licensed under the GNU General Public License, SquirrelMail is free software. It is currently available in over 40 languages.
    Squirrel mail refers to the nuts that squirrels pass to each other for communication. These nuts contain strips of paper in them detailing what the squirrels want to say.





    Where does it come from? It is rumored that in ancient times, a genius squirrel in china come up with the brilliant idea after a fortune cookie dropped onto his head and broke into two. (The cookie, not his head.)

    It's rainy and cooling off, would this be a good time to go squirrel hunting?

    I wanna make a Brunswick stew....It's rainy and cooling off, would this be a good time to go squirrel hunting?
    I love Brunswick stew. Sometimes, I buy a can of Mrs. Fearnow's and make some really sweet tea and it reminds me of dinners at my Gramma's house back home when I stayed over the weekend. She makes the best stew. Some people make it with deer, but she uses chicken.It's rainy and cooling off, would this be a good time to go squirrel hunting?
    Yes, maybe you can be as lucky as I was :


    I shot a squirrel up in a tree. Just as I squeezed the shot off, this nice turkey happened to cross the path of the buckshot, striking it as well.


    As the turkey fell from the air, it hit this huge dead limb in a tree.


    The noise scared up an 8 point buck, and the turkey's weight broke the tree limb off, which then fell across the deer's neck, breaking it.


    As the deer fell to the ground, his rack stabbed two rabbits.





    If you don't believe this, I can take you to the woods and show you that





    BIG DEAD LIMB!
    It would be a good time to squirrel hunt when it stops raining, 'cause the leaves won't make that loud crunching noise when you step on them 'cause they are wet. Thus you can sneak up on a squirrel easier.
    you'd better be doing something with them besides


    cutting off their cute fuzzy tails to decorate your rear view mirror.
    You haven't trained them to come to you yet? Put a squirrel feeder bout 50 feet out.......We have some quail we have been fattening up. [ auxiliary food just in case]
    Nope, you gotta wait till they come outta hibernatin=)
    Interesting hobyy, id say yes.
    No, I'm not even a hunter and I know that it's not a good time. That sounds so disgusting.
    poor squirrel :(
    Nah, it's easier to just nuke as Skwerril Hot Pocket.
    Ew!
    Or: Buy a trap and let IT do the work....!!
    Pigs don't eat squirrels.
    ewwww, some people will eat anything.
    yes
    i didnt know this was 1845
    Why do they always give us hunters a bunch of sh!t?

    It's rainy and cooling off, would this be a good time to go squirrel hunting?

    I wanna make a Brunswick stew....It's rainy and cooling off, would this be a good time to go squirrel hunting?
    I love Brunswick stew. Sometimes, I buy a can of Mrs. Fearnow's and make some really sweet tea and it reminds me of dinners at my Gramma's house back home when I stayed over the weekend. She makes the best stew. Some people make it with deer, but she uses chicken.It's rainy and cooling off, would this be a good time to go squirrel hunting?
    Yes, maybe you can be as lucky as I was :


    I shot a squirrel up in a tree. Just as I squeezed the shot off, this nice turkey happened to cross the path of the buckshot, striking it as well.


    As the turkey fell from the air, it hit this huge dead limb in a tree.


    The noise scared up an 8 point buck, and the turkey's weight broke the tree limb off, which then fell across the deer's neck, breaking it.


    As the deer fell to the ground, his rack stabbed two rabbits.





    If you don't believe this, I can take you to the woods and show you that





    BIG DEAD LIMB!
    It would be a good time to squirrel hunt when it stops raining, 'cause the leaves won't make that loud crunching noise when you step on them 'cause they are wet. Thus you can sneak up on a squirrel easier.
    you'd better be doing something with them besides


    cutting off their cute fuzzy tails to decorate your rear view mirror.
    You haven't trained them to come to you yet? Put a squirrel feeder bout 50 feet out.......We have some quail we have been fattening up. [ auxiliary food just in case]
    Nope, you gotta wait till they come outta hibernatin=)
    Interesting hobyy, id say yes.
    No, I'm not even a hunter and I know that it's not a good time. That sounds so disgusting.
    poor squirrel :(
    Nah, it's easier to just nuke as Skwerril Hot Pocket.
    Ew!
    Or: Buy a trap and let IT do the work....!!
    Pigs don't eat squirrels.
    ewwww, some people will eat anything.
    yes
    i didnt know this was 1845
    Why do they always give us hunters a bunch of sh!t?
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  • Where can I get a pet baby squirrel?

    No where reputable. They are not pets. They are wildlife, meant to be out in the woods, or neighborhood without any constraints placed on them by people.





    Feed the ones in the park, and leave them be.Where can I get a pet baby squirrel?
    Well to let you know i had a squirrel before. I didnt have a permit but i took good care of it and even trained it to not bite. at first it did like any wild animal but after it got use to me it really didnt.


    It would nibble on my finger.


    it is nice to have a squirrel as a pet but you do have to think of how they feel alone and away from their families.


    my squirrel was still young and needed to be by its family.


    So i decided to let it go back were i got it from.


    There was this dry land behing my street. And we always take my dog for walks. He just happen to chase it and step on it softly enough to not hurt it.





    If you decide to caught one be careful and win their trust first.Where can I get a pet baby squirrel?
    you cant get a pet squirrel.. They are wild animals and should stay in the wild.. First you need to get a permit and a license to own one..
    from your pet store..silly.

    What ever happen to Devil dogs? or squirrel nuts, are these just a north east treat?

    i was born in the NE and remember the devil dog and squirrel nut.not sure if they were a national treat. i use to love the squ nutsWhat ever happen to Devil dogs? or squirrel nuts, are these just a north east treat?
    I remember them. I live in central NY. What the heck ever happened to those, anyway?What ever happen to Devil dogs? or squirrel nuts, are these just a north east treat?
    ive never heard of em in my life so i guess they're not southern!

    Backyard bird/squirrel shooting in california?

    Is it legal to shoot birds or squirrels in one's backyard in California??


    I've searched about the laws but I can't find them


    oh and I use a break barrel pellet rifleBackyard bird/squirrel shooting in california?
    first, it is illegal to discharge any firearm in the city limits. Same is true for air guns. Second, killing certain non game birds is illegal in the state. Next, never kill an animal that you are not going to eat. It is not ethical. Unless it is a pest animal that is dangerous, or destructive. When I lived in the peoples republic of kalifornia, I used to set up a heavy backstop at the end of a long hallway in my house, set up a paper target in a pellet trap and shoot down the hall with my bb or pellet guns. Technically I was breaking the law. But since no one knew, and the pop of the airgun couldn't be heard outside my house...........LOLBackyard bird/squirrel shooting in california?
    Are you kidding me..... If your living in any of the cities...you won't be permitted to discharge a firearm and that includes a pellet or BB gun..... Also, I'd be alittle worried about being out in the backyard with a gun and having someone see me.... The next thing your going to know is when the SWAT team shows up..... If your way out of town and don't have anyone close, then it's worth a try... CA jails can't be that bad...lol
    dont shoot the birds but the squirl shoot all you want.in fla they sell a lisence and on it it says residential hunting lisence.quese that means you can hunt your resident.just kidding.but not about the birds though
    Local regulations will determine if you can legally discharge an air rifle in your back yard. Additionally you must use a .20 caliber (5mm) or larger air rifle for tree squirrels and you must obey all season and bag limits. If you're in Los Angeles County you may not take tree squirrels with an air rifle. Currently there is no open season in several counties in Southern California. Upland game birds may not be taken with an air rifle (except turkey). Migratory game birds may not be taken with an air rifle. In condor habitat non-game birds (that would be pest birds not protected by state or federal law) may not be taken with lead ammunition, that would exclude lead pellets. You would also be required to have any requisite licenses to take game or eradicate pests animals (varmints). This information is available on the California Department of Fish and Game website.
    i would check you local laws about using a gun in city limits.

    Annoying squirrel?

    There is a squirrel who keeps coming to my family's patio door and scratching on it. He already made a hole in it, I taped it up. He climbs it and starts scratching. I put a teddy bear there and he didn't come for about a day. Now he is back. what should I do??????????


    He scares the kids and meAnnoying squirrel?
    Mmmmm squirrel!!Annoying squirrel?
    You should NOT put a trap, or kill it. It's only a squirrel, and plus that woul be so cruel. The best thing you should do, is go to the store, there is this stuff you can spray, its mostly for cats, it smells really bad to them, and so they forbid to go to that area. but I wouldn't suggest to that, because the squirrel might not really care about the smell. So call a vet and ask em if theres a spray you can use to forbid the squirrel from going to your front porch.
    Set a rat trap for it.





    Don't feel guilty, either. Squirrels bring in fleas, and they're terribly destructive, chewing on electric wires, metal siding, or most any other thing they find to chew on. They also kill and dig up garden plants and young trees.
    are really scared of a squirrel, wow, i think they r cute!
    find a better outlet for all of this digging,like put some squirrel feders in your yard and if he still does that,,,,get a cat!!:p good luck-twiggy O_o
    Tell him to leave. That's all you have to do.
    is it a red squirrel or a grey, the red ones are protected due to the grey ones carrying a virus that kills them off, i suggest you buy one of those rodent repellers that you plug into the socket and the noise upsets rodents, and they leave the home or area.
    dont shoot it.why does everyone settle for that.....thats cruel....and dont drive it away somewhere else...it might have a family or a nest of babies and ull jus kill them too..the teddy bear seemed to work until he realized it wasnt alive and wasnt moving......u should place the teddy bear in different spots each day so he thinks it is movin and that might scare it off....if not put somethin there that has a sensor so when it someone sets of the sensor it moves....a halloween decoration or somethin so when he sets it off it moves and scares him....maybe one that looks like a little human or a cat
    well you can be mean and shoot it/kill it. but i wouldnt do that. i think thats rude. you can turn it in to a zoo or sum thing. lol. or catch it and put it in a box, and take it to an abandoned place or a dessert or forest or sum thing.
    well it might come because it it found sources of food at ur house maybe ur garbage can day after day for a while or maybe if the spirit thing is true could be a passed family possesing the squirrel/anyway make a natural friendly trap or buy on then when its trap go far from ur house and release it
    give it some nuts away from the house.
    make a trap. then drive too a far away area and put him there.
    put out a trap!.
    Many times you can put some kind of food that they do not like the taste or smell of. For instance, I know rabbits do not like the smell of vinegar.
    Just call animal control. They will come and pick him up and take him.
    BB gun


    trap it


    get Squirrel-A-Way
    Kill it
    Shoot it with a pellet gun
    shoot at it
    shoot it.

    Did Sarah Palin shoot Bullwinkle the Moose, or is Rocky the Flying Squirrel lying?

    I shot Bambi and made some real good Venison jerky.





    Did Sarah Palin shoot Bullwinkle the Moose, or is Rocky the Flying Squirrel lying?
    If Rocky said it, then believe it.





    Rocky is a Democrat, he would not lie to you.





    May Bullwinkle rest in peace.Did Sarah Palin shoot Bullwinkle the Moose, or is Rocky the Flying Squirrel lying?
    Sarah Palin did shoot a moose from a helicopter! *cries*
    Neither
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  • Has anyone had a Richardson ground squirrel as a pet?

    http://www.exoticnutrition.com/richardso鈥?/a>


    http://www.centralpets.com/animals/mamma鈥?/a>





    It is difficult to own a pet that HAS to hibernateHas anyone had a Richardson ground squirrel as a pet?
    No, and probably not a good idea. It is a wild animal and not a pet. It wouldn't be happy as I pet I think - not able to follow it's instincts.

    I own and operate a grey squirrel ranch. I have over 3000 head ot them. How can I market my product as?

    the other white meat? Unfortunately, size seems to be a problem. When they are dressed and butchered the steaks and roasts are not very impressive in size, even when I put them in the petite section.I own and operate a grey squirrel ranch. I have over 3000 head ot them. How can I market my product as?
    have you ever thought about beaver?I own and operate a grey squirrel ranch. I have over 3000 head ot them. How can I market my product as?
    Squirrel is actually a dark meat. It is very lean though. Try marketing that.
    Someone was right with the ranch idea. You could drive the squirrels across the dessert with a posse. Or you could slaughter them and call them ';Chicken of the trees';. ';Chicken of the sea'; does fairly well.
    Breaded and frozen, I think they could be marketed as Squirrel Fingers.
    I think you can sell just about anything to the good people of the Southern States if you have a washed up sitcom actor advertise it on TBS.
    I think you should open a squirrel dude ranch instead of slaughtering them, and let rich city folk come to learn how to be real squirrel handlers, and maybe learn a little bit about life in the process...
    Lean, low-fat meat. i'd die for a bowl of Mom's squirrel stew right now.


    Although a lot of people don't want to think about eating squirrel, they're sooo cute. Ever thought of selling them as tamed pets?
    mince them whole and sell them as wholemeal squirrel burger meat
    Alternative engine power
    Don't try to market them as ';The other...';


    Just cut them into pieces instead of steaks and roasts, as pass them off as chicken.


    After all, everything tastes like chicken.....
    Tell them it tastes just like chicken.lol
    one word: steroids
    you would be suprised how much meat is on their little legs.

    What is the whole truth about squirrel mail.?

    I have to write short notes about squirrel mail for my assessment. please help!What is the whole truth about squirrel mail.?
    http://www.squirrelmail.org/about/ or this site


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SquirrelMai鈥?/a>

    What do you feed a baby squirrel?

    Milk........if he is very small go to the pet shop they have milk for wildlife, then when he get older you can give him nuts and stuff, anything that he will eat basicallyWhat do you feed a baby squirrel?
    nutsWhat do you feed a baby squirrel?
    twix's
    if eating out of bottle u feed kitten milk in a bottle for kittens and after several weeks youmove them over to seeds or crushed nuts you should bottle feed every 2-6 hrs depends on age you should be able to look on internet under hand raising baby squirels
    Hello Carl P, from what I am reading, it looks like puppy formula is a good bet. Just Born for puppies, Zoologic Milk Matrix 33/40, and Nuturall for puppies are suggested puppy formulas. If you get the dry kind that needs to be mixed, you can make it closer to squirrel mommy's own milk for baby squirrel. Puppy formula appears to be at a 2-1 ratio, water to dry mix. For the little squirrel, use 1.5-1 ratio. Please look at the links. I think they will help a lot. The first link will be the feeding schedule suggestion. Wow, expect a hectic feeding schedule. Remember to keep the little one warm. Oh, and you'll have to stimulate the little squirell to go potty after eating. You don't want anything backing up. Good luck. - Duch
    You can buy milk replacement at any vet or pet supply. They also sell tiny bottles with instructions on how much to feed and how often. Good luck.

    What are the foods eaten by squirrel?

    Squirrels will eat just about anything that is not meat. They love all kids of seeds and nuts, breads, junk foods, LOL I live in Ann Arbor, U of M campus, and I saw one that was dragging around a whole piece of pizza!What are the foods eaten by squirrel?
    Nuts they love ,But they are crazy crazy for an ear of corn that can be purchased at any grain store.





    I even have a special squirrel feeder just for them ,it is a table with a spike on it for the corn to sit straight up.What are the foods eaten by squirrel?
    Squirrels love monkey nuts, which they can open themselves. And they love unsalted cashew nuts.





    I think they probably like most nuts but make sure they are not salted as the salt is not good for them.
    foods eaten by a squirrel are nuts, berries and small bugs (not spiders)
    umm i think nuts. well thats what they eat on tv lol
    nuts

    Which is a better pet, a guinea pig or a grey squirrel?

    guinea pigWhich is a better pet, a guinea pig or a grey squirrel?
    uhm, none! a rat is awsome =]Which is a better pet, a guinea pig or a grey squirrel?
    A guinea pig because you can hold it the squrriel might chew off ur hand.
    A guinea pig. Grey squirrels are vermin and carry disease.
    definetly the guinea pig!
    guinea pigs are great pets. squirrels are illegal to have in many counties - check first. if you have a squirrel and it's illegal and someone finds out, they have the authority to euthanize the animal - not cool. Also, i've done some work with squirrels - they tend to bond only to one person - so it makes it hard to have friends near it because it will act aggressive towards people it doesn't know. go with a guinea pig.
    A GREY SQUIRREL! THEY ARE WICKED!!!!!
    A grey squirrel is a wild animal. If you try to keep one as a pet you will probably get bit as it escapes and you won't have a pet anymore. Get a guinea pig.
    A squirrel????? They bite.... hard!


    A guinea pig is boring beyond believe and you have to clean their hutch and it stinks.





    get a cat. They are much better.
    I think that a guinea pig is legal, but a Grey squirrel isn't.
    Are gray squirrels even legal to keep as pets? In a lot of states, they would be illegal, so you might want to check up on that first.





    I would recommend a guinea pig, though. They are cute, cuddly, friendly, and fun to watch and learn from. They make great pets and the upkeep and general care is easy. You will need to spend at least 30 minutes per day with this pig and clean out the cage weekly, spot cleaning once a day if desired. The food and bedding is a weekly-monthly cost, and you should use either Oxbow or Mazuri food brands, and Carefresh or Aspen bedding. Make sure you have the time, knowledge, responsibility and most importantly, LOVE for this animal! Do your research and don't rush into getting it as a lot of people get a new pet, love it for a week, then get bored with it and toss it aside, leaving the animal to be abused and mistreated.





    Good luck!
    squirrel
    Neither, I highly recommend a chichilla. They are not only really CUTE but they are quiet, docile, and intelligent animals. They are kind of funny, instead of bathing in water they bathe in dust or sand. Chinchillas are a must!!! Chinchillas are a better alternative to rats and gerbils.





    check the links below





    It's is advised that u must be gentle and not create a huge raucus. they prefer a quiet habitat
    Well seeing as wild animals are against FEDERAL LAW to keep as pets, you will have to go with a guinea pig.
    GUINEA PIG ALL THE WAY MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    having a squirrel is pretty unique
    totally squirrel. cant say ive had one, but its a squirrel! :p thatd be cool if i had one, one of my friends do (they live on a farm with different types of animals, like their emu)
    Although a Grey Squirrel would make an awesome and unique pet, a Guinea Pig is better.


    They are cheaper and friendlier. I imagine the upkeep is probably similar, but Guinea Pig food and treats are going to be easier to find. I have no idea what a Grey Squirrel would eat...I didnt even know people kept Grey Squirrels as pets. Odd. (lol)
    I have two guinea pigs myself. So you know I am going to say a guinea pig. They are so cute. They really don't stink as long as you clean out the cage. You have to clean up after it just like any other animal. Guinea pigs all the way.
    Guinea pig!!! Squirrles bite, and they carry rabies.
    The guinea pig.
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  • If an acorn is a rock and a bear is a squirrel, than what am I?

    If an acorn is a rock and a bear is a squirrel, then you are a magician!!If an acorn is a rock and a bear is a squirrel, than what am I?
    Corn on the cob. Obviously.If an acorn is a rock and a bear is a squirrel, than what am I?
    You are a spammer who has nothing better to do!

    Squirrel wants to come inside...what to do?

    There's this squirrel that keeps trying to get inside my home. It has repeatedly bitten the window screen and I saw it hanging on my front door as well. This all started two days ago and it won't give up....how can I keep it away from my house?Squirrel wants to come inside...what to do?
    Don't let it inside. It was probably fed by someone and thinks humans are nice. You don't want it to think so. Scare it, yell at it, and spray the door with bitter apple spray. It should go away, stay consistent, never be nice, but, don't hurt it or touch it, and make sure you don't feed it.Squirrel wants to come inside...what to do?
    Have you befriend the squirrel by feeding it? if so the he is only wanting more but no do not let him in the house , just stop feeding it or change feeding place. If you have not been feeding the squirrel then I would say this is unusual behavior and you should call Animal Control ,it could be rabid.
    omg, that's too funny. An aunt of mine has a pet squirrel but he's in a little cage most of the time.


    Or you could make a squirrel catapult out of a colander and bike tires as the launch pad. But I just don't understand how they make it launch. There were vids on you tube, but they were removed, I'll keep looking though.
    Squirrels have diseases..Call a vet ask questions ,it is fee. Good luck

    Where can i buy a squirrel?

    I think it's illegal in most states to trap and keep wildlife. They are disease ridden and I can't see how it would be a good pet. Get a chinchilla instead.Where can i buy a squirrel?
    I don't think they are sold in pet stores. Better off setting a trap and catching one in a park or backyard.Where can i buy a squirrel?
    i don't think you can buy them. but if you want, you can catch your own, wild, disease-carrying one by setting up a trap:


    1. Get lots of assorted nuts, preferably including acorns.


    2. Put them inside a cat carrier (a few in the front, then lots in the back).


    3. When you see a squirrel go inside there, sneak up on it so it doesn't run, then shut and latch the door quickly.


    4. Enjoy your disease-ridden squirrel.





    If you are bitten:


    1. Scream and hit the squirrel. Release it.


    2. Eat a soda fizz candy so that you foam at the mouth.


    3. Run to the ER screaming insanely.


    4. Maybe bite someone.
    why do u want a squirrel?
    Check with the lady on the movie Rat Race!
    Climb a tree and act like a nut. The squirrel will find you.

    Pls someone take the infant squirrel i'm hopeless from a rented house pls help?

    contact us vijaysri8785@yahoo.co.inPls someone take the infant squirrel i'm hopeless from a rented house pls help?
    feed them with a eye dropper,alittle milk with a little karo syrup,you time will be rewarded,great pets,don't forget to worm them in a month or two

    What eats a ground squirrel in a food chain?

    Ground squirrels are consumed by a variety of other animals, including snakes, birds of prey like hawks and eagles, coyotes, foxes, domesticated dogs, and even humans. They are a key food source for many predators in their ecosystem.What eats a ground squirrel in a food chain?
    Smaller dogs like foxes, coyotes, etc.





    Humans. (squirrel meat is very good in all honesty)





    Some larger birds of prey like hawks and eagles.What eats a ground squirrel in a food chain?
    My dog sure wants to eat a ground squirrel. If only I would let him chase them.

    How come they dont make mice flavored cat food or squirrel flavored dog food?

    i have an even better idea.


    let's make flavors like shoe or other dog's butt or poop off the lawn.





    those would undoubtedly be hits.How come they dont make mice flavored cat food or squirrel flavored dog food?
    cuz if you dont want your dog to be a hunting dog it would get used to eating tht smell and chase after the squell's and kill them............same with the cat and the mouse.How come they dont make mice flavored cat food or squirrel flavored dog food?
    squirrels taste like chicken
    because people would not buy it.
    How would we really know it was mouse or squirrel flavored? For that matter, how do we know pet food is really the ';new and improved'; flar it is advertised to be?
    I just have to say...that is an awesome question! I love people who think like that...outside the box, definately!
    what dog chews on squirrels.
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  • What are the quality differences in goat, pony, sable, and squirrel haired makeup brushes?

    First, let's start with ';natural'; brushes should be used for application of powder, blush, powdered eye-shadow and the like. Synthetic brushes should be used for creamy products- wet eyeliner, lip gloss, concealer, etc.





    For your standard arsenal- I would suggest sable brushes for powder applications. They are sturdy, wash well (be sure to wash weekly!), and are soft. Camel and pony brushes are not too soft against your face.





    I hope this helps!

    Does mating a squirrel with a panda make a racoon ?

    No. Good luck mating a panda with ANYTHING! Not even another panda!Does mating a squirrel with a panda make a racoon ?
    No it doesn't.Does mating a squirrel with a panda make a racoon ?
    This question is complete nonsense..
    WTF? how do you come up with questions like this?
    no if they did so then the squirrel will never get out of the panda's vagina
    Thanks for the laugh and the points :)
    Yes, it does. And don't listen to these people, they have no idea.
    i think its a non sense question...
    No
    wouldn't the squirrel get squashed?
    Nope. U get a Pandrel..
    That sounds dangerous.

    Wat is the accuracy of a crossman 1007 and could it be lethat to a squirrel?

    As to the accuracy I have never shot one nor do I know anyone that has one.


    As to the lethality, yes I would kill a squirrel.


    I have a cheap ($20) tool sale special china made .177 cal with a Wal-mart red dot.


    Its some where in the range of 800fps.


    I have taken care of the pesky critters from our bird feeder at 80feet for three years now.








    Waterfallchaser,





    Life Member NRA


    Life Member North American Hunting Club


    Combat Handgun Instructor


    4 Position National Match coach


    Basic Firearms safety Instructor


    Bulls eye, and High Power competition shooter.


    Former USMC scout/sniper鈥?3rd Marines ReconWat is the accuracy of a crossman 1007 and could it be lethat to a squirrel?
    it would really probly not be too lethal unless ur really close, would you just search airgun hunting squirrels and stop asking about shooting it with a bb gun.

    How are you gonna cook your christmas squirrel this year?

    Tatars and hot sauce for me and my kinHow are you gonna cook your christmas squirrel this year?
    were eatin deer this year. nice n krispy. sprinkle a lil bit of mountain dew and bud light. we gonna be eatin good this year. How are you gonna cook your christmas squirrel this year?
    Squirrel? who eats squirrels? that is animal-like ew. I on the other hand live in the 21st century and will be having myself racoon.
    WHAT? You're supposed to cook it?!!!!
    boiled
    I'm thinking possum
    youh eat squirells?


    wtff?!



    uh oh, i didn't know you were supposed to cook it...


    *Starts to gag*

    When does squirrel season open in NC this year?

    Gray and Red (statewide): Oct. 1 鈥?Feb. 13


    Daily limit 8; No possession or season limits


    Fox Squirrel: Oct. 12 鈥?Dec. 31


    Daily limit 1; Possession 2; Season 10


    In the following counties:


    Anson


    Alleghany


    Ashe


    Bladen


    Brunswick


    CumberlandWhen does squirrel season open in NC this year?
    you actually have a squirrel season down there thats funny.
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    Suppose a squirrel drops an acorn from a branch at a height of 60ft.?

    What would express the height of the acorn above the ground as a function of time?





    Suppose a squirrel drops an acorn from a branch at a height of 60ft.?
    t = time


    d = distance (height)


    a = acceleration (32 ft/s虏)





    d = 1/2 * a * t虏


    60 f = 1/2 * 32 f/s虏 * t虏


    t虏 = 60 f * 2 / 32 f/s虏


    t虏 = 3.75 s虏


    t = 1.93649167 s


    t = ~2 s to 1 significant digit.





    To express height as a function of time:


    h = 1/2 at虏


    t虏 = 2h/a


    t = 鈭?h/32


    t(h) = 鈭歨 / 4





    Edit: You can graph ANYTHING, not just x and y. If you insist on x or y, then f(x) = 鈭歺 / 4 means the same thing, but t(h) = 鈭歨 / 4 IS expressing height as a function of time.Suppose a squirrel drops an acorn from a branch at a height of 60ft.?
    Distance is the integral of the velocity function





    Distance = velocity x time


    d=vt





    if we integrate vt we get





    d=(at^2)/2





    we know that the gravity of earth is 32.2 m/s^2 so we have





    60=(32.2 t^2)/2





    you can move the 60 to the other side and get





    f(x) = (32.2 t^2)/2 - 60





    it will take 1.36 seconds to hit the ground.





    v = at so the velocity will be





    32.2ft/s^2(1.36s) = 33.56 ft/s
    you can figure the distance fallen by


    1/2 at^2


    so the height at t seconds is 60 - distance fallen


    60 - 32t^2/2


    =60-16t^2


    but remember to ignore negative results,or dont use


    time %26gt;1.9364916731037084425896326998912





    1/2 at^2=60


    t=1.9364916731037084425896326998912


    and dont look up,silly! That acorn will hit you at 31 ft/sec! Ouch!
    Hi ,


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    Does anyone know where you can purchase squirrel monkeys? I want to buy one?

    Squirrel and Monkeys are two animals =3Does anyone know where you can purchase squirrel monkeys? I want to buy one?
    Just look on google, I know there is one website that advertises them but i don't know what its called.

    Do you think a movie about a Squirrel with a Suit & Tie on would do well at the Box Office?

    Heck yeah, can I be in it, even if it's animated. We could go after Chip and Dale and pistol whip them till they told us where all of the real treasure is.





    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rw9Txb7f鈥?/a>





    It must be BOINK time? AND BTW, yer still too sexy for yer hat.








    DallasDo you think a movie about a Squirrel with a Suit %26amp; Tie on would do well at the Box Office?
    Yes I do . G-rated movies are still my favorite. I caught on that they do something nasty to try to get a higher rating to get accepted when really they simply have an icky movie or none at all. Still have a good Valentines Day.Do you think a movie about a Squirrel with a Suit %26amp; Tie on would do well at the Box Office?
    If a movie about dogs living in a hotel can be a Winter Blockbuster... than pretty much any story has a chance in Hollywood.
    HELL YES, BEST MOVIE EVER!!





    Potential Oscar winner!!!





    Now all you need is a comic relief squirrel that GOES WATER SKIING!!!
    Only If the squirrel is ';Scooter';
    I bet it will do well, if it's a Disney Pixar Movie, they have yet to put out a bad movie.
    Will do so much better with a sweet Strawberry at His side! hahaha! Happy Valentines Day...Sweetheart!
    I know I'd see it.


    ';Scooter the Squirrel, Sport's Agent';
    I think it would be oscar worthy and I would give it two thumbs up.:)
    ha ha you betcha
    Yeah if you could stay away from their nuts
    Babe...I say Go For It! You have star-potential ;)
    That would be great!!! (lol)
    I think it would be a hit.
    Yes. As long as he wears a Frank Sinatra hat.
    Depends. Do you wear it just for fun or are you a real detective?
    Yes, I'll run over some body to see it.
    heck yeah! I'd pay to go see it!! =D

    Is there anything I can put into squirrel food to help with a mange problem.?

    Cod liver oil. It is great for animal skin diseases and they love it.Is there anything I can put into squirrel food to help with a mange problem.?
    what do you mean by mange??? but other than that we had a wild squirrel and we feed her peanuts, squirrel and hamster food and other treats you can get at the feed store. IF it is old enough to be away from its mother then it should be find with the food but if it is still really young then you need to give it milk and other minerals and suppliments to help it grow and everything...Is there anything I can put into squirrel food to help with a mange problem.?
    try a little olive oil mixed in, generally good for skin and coat
    I did peanuts for a squirrel but I also didn't do it for mange just try doing it with peanuts and see what happens.
    Is this a pet squirrel? I had a dog with mange, and the vet gave us ointment to put on the skin. If you are able to hold the squirrel, and apply it, it might work. A wild squirrel might try to bite you!
    little olive oil mixed in
    Who has the mange? You or them? lol How do you know it is the mange?


    The only way is to quit feeding them !!!! Seriously, maybe the food you are feeding them is not right for their digestive tract. Not right for squirrels in general....You may be hurting them more than feeding them.......

    Where can I find rabbit and/or squirrel meat in San Antonio, Texas?

    My cat has IBD and he requires a special diet. :)Where can I find rabbit and/or squirrel meat in San Antonio, Texas?
    Check this out:


    http://exoticmeats.com/store/index.php?i鈥?/a>





    They're located on NE loop 410 between Broadway and Nacogdoches where the Texas Med Clinic is.





    According to their website they have rabbit.Where can I find rabbit and/or squirrel meat in San Antonio, Texas?
    There's a taxidermist on Nakoma. Maybe he could give you some ideas.
    I have seen a meat market on Cupples south of 90 that sells rabbit. I personally have never been inside though. You might stop by a Culebra meat market, as I'd bet they would be able to get it for you.
    I really dont believe that question you ask..I think your just trying to make fun of Texas. Besides that, I looked at your other questions in your profile and your cats eat scence diet cat food, so you are fibbing...Grow up.
    At first I was going to suggest that you might grab grandpa's ole double barrel, and go down to the ranch but I haven't been there 9in a month or so and it may have floated down stream. If I were you I would ask at HEB, I haven't seen any there in some time but they used to carry it and so did Handy Andy. There is one more choice and that is also check with Fiesta Food markets. I have come to find out over the years that even thought they don't carry it often they are only to willing to order it for you.
    Walk down Loop 1640 ten minutes after rush hour. I guarantee that the road will be littered with animal carcasses.

    Squirrel Proofing?

    I have squirrels that keep chewing holes in my roof trim and residing in my attic/walls. I have patched these holes with spray foam and steel wool and neither work. They are climbing up my rear fire escape so I just cannot remove it. Its to the point now that I have to replace the trim. What can I use that is 100% Squirrel proof?Squirrel Proofing?
    Aside from a 9MM, I would say chicken wire, the fine wire mesh that is used for building chicken coups. I know squirrels dont like metal, so maybe that would work, staple it up.Squirrel Proofing?
    BB gun
    mix razor blades and broken glass in the foam
    Set traps where they most come, then all in a professional.
    problem solved http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseac鈥?/a>
    Anti-squirrel spray
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  • This squirrel is in my yard and it looks pregnant what do i do?

    IT WON'T LEAVEThis squirrel is in my yard and it looks pregnant what do i do?
    Just put some food out for it, but put it somewhere safe. Away from people. Its just hungry. Also you could put some water out for it. I hope this info helps. Good luck!This squirrel is in my yard and it looks pregnant what do i do?
    You want her to leave?





    set a humane trap and take her someplace that is acceptable... there will be more.





    I like the idea of accepting her as your neighbor, you could leave a pile of peanuts and dish of ice out for her every morning, maybe she and the baby squirrels will do tricks for you ;-)
    Leave it alone. As aggravating tree rats AKA squirrels can be nature has a way of taking care of itself. If your talking about getting rid of the squirel shot it that is the only way of getting rid of them.
    Squirrels are wild animals and have as much right to the area as you do. Leave it alone, and let it have it's babies. Honestly, what harm is it doing to you?
    If you want to help it maybe get a humane trap, the ones that the door closes and take it to the vet...I'm not really sure...maybe just feed it and give it water..
    Awwww, how cute! Take pictures and e-mail them to me! Better yet, send me the squirrels themselves! I think squirrels are adorable.
    put out food and maybe some nesting materials like magazines. Seriously if its pregnant dont bug it now.
    do absolutely nothing, dont even watch the squirrel. If you scare the mother it may kill her babies inside of her.
    Leave it alone. Maybe put out some peanuts, or a bird house for it or a small dish of water.
    nothing and stay away from it it will have the baby natrually and the baby will grow up natrually
    put some peanuts and water in a plastic container and make a little nest but first make a trail of nuts to the nest with the food so it woldud be far from your hous
    Paint the nursery and put up a border with leaves and nuts
    Shoot it and eat it for dinner

    What is the relation between excitation current and frequency in a 3 phase squirrel cage induction motor?

    You tell us

    Have you ever kissed a squirrel?

    Did you like it?Have you ever kissed a squirrel?
    do you mean that user from p %26amp; s?





    nopeHave you ever kissed a squirrel?
    I didn't kiss it?














    that reminds me of the day i went to that party in the woods with the raccoon,the possum and the skunk.
    there's no squirrels in Hawaii :(





    answer mine please?





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    roflmao
    I kissed a squirrel and I liked it. The taste of it's acorn chapstick.
    Negative Ghostrider....
    No but I have been peed on and scratched by a possum. Vile dirty little critters.
    We dont have squirells in Australia :(
    the kissing wasn't great, but the sex was AMAZING
    I can't even catch one. Not that I've tried........
    No we don't have squirrels here in Australia :(
    kissed? i got down and dirty with that baby :]
    Why yes, yes I did.
    No
    No cant say i have to be honest
    Hell no!
    I tried kissing a squirrel.


    It bit my in the balls.
    no but my husband kissed a raccoon and has a scar to prove it
    I would never cheat on my Sheep.
    Yes, he was my Prince Charming


    He turned into a man afterwards
    What?
    I agree with Diandra,


    we don't have squirrels here in AUS


    :(
    random? uh, no!
    awe nooo! Now I want to though haha
    no, but i did kiss a roach once........
    no but im going to now
    no they're too fast :(
    lol not yet
    yesssss i like it..
    no i kissed a rat once hes name was josh ; )
    that would be a .......... NO!

    How do i get my 3yr.old fiest dog that tree squirrel, to bark up the tree?

    Obviously this is the WRONG place to ask. These ...uh...ignorant is the kindest word I can come up with...people have NO IDEA about squirrel dogs. Or terrier work or coonhounds or anything else. They barely get past';cootsie-coo';.





    Go to the UKC site,which has an entire message board on curs/fiests. Try squirrel dog central,too.


    At 3yo,if your dog isn't locked down treein'...it's gonna be hard. Has he been out much? As in,he fails or has had no experience? Been worked on caged squirrel?





    Hey ';sha';?? You DO want a squirrel dawg to bark up a tree at a squirrel! DUH!!! That's what they DO! Locate,tree,STAY treed til the hunter finds %26amp; shoots the tree-rat out.How do i get my 3yr.old fiest dog that tree squirrel, to bark up the tree?
    is this english?How do i get my 3yr.old fiest dog that tree squirrel, to bark up the tree?
    I am not sure what your question is. Are you asking: How do I get my Dog to bark up the tree at the Squirrel?





    If that is your question, this is something you DON';T want to teach your dog to do. If you start teaching him/her to bark up a tree, you are going to promote his prey drive. You will then have a dog barking at everything walking by. You will also have hard time walking the dog because if he sees a squirrel, he will get over excited, pull you so that he can run after it.


    It is not a good thing.
    What are you on about?

    Will this help my pet squirrel's teeth?

    Is it a good idea to give a pet ground squirrel 'biscuits' that are meant to help dog's dental hygeine? Would it harm him?Will this help my pet squirrel's teeth?
    Squirrel teeth grow constantly and need to be worn down or they get to the point where the animal can no longer eat and starves to death.





    Primate biscuits (available at any well-stocked pet store) will help. If you can get the squirrel to gnaw on a cuttlebone, so much the better.





    Why, why on Earth do you have a ';pet'; squirrel? They are wild animals, not domesticated pets. I sincerely hope you know what you're doing.

    Has anyone ever witnessed a squirrel take a crap?

    honestly....Has anyone ever witnessed a squirrel take a crap?
    No, but I am sure they do it somewhere. I did, however have a squirrel take a peanut from my hand once.Has anyone ever witnessed a squirrel take a crap?
    I hear they just squirt it out on the run.


    They do it usually when they are running through traffic,notice how they shake their tail.
    Yes, It landed on my leg in fact.
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    THOSE DANG SQUIRRELS are eating my fig tree, i know that i can go to the store and buy some kind of urine, or a scarecrow sprinkler, and no i cant shoot them b/c i am in an urban area, but is there any home remedy or something of that sort that i can do to make them leave?Squirrel PROBLEM HELP?
    I once heard a talk radio host in Houston (Garden line) describe this concoction. It sounds extreme but it worked for my mothers critter problem. Take 1 cup of urine (yours or a volunteer), 1 cup of amonia and put them in a 1 gallon sprayer. Fill the rest of the sprayer with water and lightly mist the surrounding area. You obviously dont want to spray the figs but douse these pesky critters course of approach to your favorite friut and they should be fooled into thinking that there is some undesireable larger critter who has marked the territory and is ready to eat them.


    My only other answer is my father in laws method, the reliable,tried and true daisy BB gun.Squirrel PROBLEM HELP?
    They hate tin foil. And dogs
    My neighbor got a live trap and got racoons, squirrels and a possum. He just drove the devils a few miles away and let them loose.





    I just put out their very own bird feeder and they didn't bother anything else because they were too fat and lazy to eat snacks that they had to work for.
    squirrel eating tiger. Check your local laws, though. Many communities are pushing to keep dangerous predatory animals out.
    There really are no ways to prevent the squirrels from messing with your tree by using inanimate objects because they will quickly get used to them. I would reccomend trying to obtain a live trap for small or medium size animals. With this method you can either eliminate the animals or relocate them by taking them to a nearby park or down the road a few miles.





    Good Luck.
    recently i was told that bright, shiny, loud things will keep pests away from the garden.....hopefully the same works for a tree! my suggestion would be broken glass, cd's, windchime, etc etc.
    I use moth balls to clear attics of rodents and this may help with your fig tree.





    Buy a few boxes and give it a try by setting them out in the tree crouch around the base of the trunk, etc

    Squirrel Proofing?

    I have squirrels that keep chewing holes in my roof trim and residing in my attic/walls. I have patched these holes with spray foam and steel wool and neither work. They are climbing up my rear fire escape so I just cannot remove it. Its to the point now that I have to replace the trim. What can I use that is 100% Squirrel proof?Squirrel Proofing?
    You really need to catch them. Best way is to get a large net, and then lure them toward you by showing them your nuts.

    How do i kill a squirrel that is stuck in a pipe?

    Use water to flush him out then shot him with a .22


    suroHow do i kill a squirrel that is stuck in a pipe?
    Pack firmly to achieve the proper draft, then light him and smoke him.


    Fur ball is not my personal preference on pipe tobacco, but to each their own.








    D58





    gun plumber are you talking a “Squirrel Cannon”


    What is this a kit project for making Flying Squirrels?How do i kill a squirrel that is stuck in a pipe?
    put some explosive granades and some C4


    maybe, just maybe he would die
    Plug both ends of the pipe and it will suffocate. Get it out the next day or it will start stinking bad.
    Are you familiar with propane fueled tennis ball cannons?
    I agree, Why kill him, just flush him out with a garden hose and let him collect his nuts and be a happy squirrel





    Hunt real game, Deer, Elk, Moose, Caribou, Iraqis
    smoke him out alive, you don't want him to die in that pipe and not be able to get him out else he will stink for a long time.
    The best way would be a .22lr to the head, but a high powered airgun would do as well. If you don't have any of these and absolutely can't get the squirrel out, then my only suggestion would be something sharp.
    I had to get a wounded one I shot out of a small hollow tree once .





    I cut a green forked limb off a tree I cut it to length (about a foot longer than the depth of the hole) then I left a couple inches or each fork . Shoved it in the hole till I made contact with the pissed squirell . I twisted the limb in the hole and the forks caught in his skin and tail . I pulled him out and finished him off.





    I was in the woods and had nothing else to use and it worked remarkably well
    Two younger relations have pipe kill experience. They had


    heard 'clicking' sounds rise up out of 12 inch diameter pipe


    that descended about 100 feet to sandy bottom. One poured


    in two pounds of calcium carbide normally employed to fuel


    welding torch. The other poured in a gallon of water to start


    conversion of chemical into flammable gas. Hardly had the water jug been put down than the other ignited a roadside


    distress flare and dropped it into well bore.





    Laughing like fools they ran to their truck about ten feet away and turned to watch. But nothing happened. One said, 'It is probably hung up on something.' The other said, 'Lets drop the water jug and maybe that will knock it loose.' The two strolled back to the pipe, one lifted the jug, and both peeked into the shaft.





    The explosion was heard for miles and a jet of fire easily


    went 300 feet high leaving a strange smoky black doughnut


    shaped cloud that slowly drifted away. My relations both agreed they had seen something red in the pipe. Their


    heads lacked any trace of hair and were blistered badly at


    lower jaw and neck. Both were tossed aside by blast of


    their ad-hoc cannon and left with smoldering clothing which they immediately ripped off. They giggled until the pain


    forced both into a hospital an hour later. They remain too


    stupid to do more than vote Republican and raise cows.





    So, yes, this is one way to kill your pesky varmint.
    if it is an outdoor pipe you can buy something that is called a gopher bomb, they are lit and give off carbon monoxide, obviously not something to be used indoors, but effective outside
    i don't know about killing him, but if it's outdoors you could flush him out with a garden hose.
    You don't%26gt; leave it alone..

    Squirrel Proofing?

    I have squirrels that keep chewing holes in my roof trim and residing in my attic/walls. I have patched these holes with spray foam and steel wool and neither work. They are climbing up my rear fire escape so I just cannot remove it. Its to the point now that I have to replace the trim. What can I use that is 100% Squirrel proof?Squirrel Proofing?
    You really need to catch them. Best way is to get a large net, and then lure them toward you by showing them your nuts.

    How do i kill a squirrel that is stuck in a pipe?

    Use water to flush him out then shot him with a .22


    suroHow do i kill a squirrel that is stuck in a pipe?
    Pack firmly to achieve the proper draft, then light him and smoke him.


    Fur ball is not my personal preference on pipe tobacco, but to each their own.








    D58





    gun plumber are you talking a “Squirrel Cannon”


    What is this a kit project for making Flying Squirrels?How do i kill a squirrel that is stuck in a pipe?
    put some explosive granades and some C4


    maybe, just maybe he would die
    Plug both ends of the pipe and it will suffocate. Get it out the next day or it will start stinking bad.
    Are you familiar with propane fueled tennis ball cannons?
    I agree, Why kill him, just flush him out with a garden hose and let him collect his nuts and be a happy squirrel





    Hunt real game, Deer, Elk, Moose, Caribou, Iraqis
    smoke him out alive, you don't want him to die in that pipe and not be able to get him out else he will stink for a long time.
    The best way would be a .22lr to the head, but a high powered airgun would do as well. If you don't have any of these and absolutely can't get the squirrel out, then my only suggestion would be something sharp.
    I had to get a wounded one I shot out of a small hollow tree once .





    I cut a green forked limb off a tree I cut it to length (about a foot longer than the depth of the hole) then I left a couple inches or each fork . Shoved it in the hole till I made contact with the pissed squirell . I twisted the limb in the hole and the forks caught in his skin and tail . I pulled him out and finished him off.





    I was in the woods and had nothing else to use and it worked remarkably well
    Two younger relations have pipe kill experience. They had


    heard 'clicking' sounds rise up out of 12 inch diameter pipe


    that descended about 100 feet to sandy bottom. One poured


    in two pounds of calcium carbide normally employed to fuel


    welding torch. The other poured in a gallon of water to start


    conversion of chemical into flammable gas. Hardly had the water jug been put down than the other ignited a roadside


    distress flare and dropped it into well bore.





    Laughing like fools they ran to their truck about ten feet away and turned to watch. But nothing happened. One said, 'It is probably hung up on something.' The other said, 'Lets drop the water jug and maybe that will knock it loose.' The two strolled back to the pipe, one lifted the jug, and both peeked into the shaft.





    The explosion was heard for miles and a jet of fire easily


    went 300 feet high leaving a strange smoky black doughnut


    shaped cloud that slowly drifted away. My relations both agreed they had seen something red in the pipe. Their


    heads lacked any trace of hair and were blistered badly at


    lower jaw and neck. Both were tossed aside by blast of


    their ad-hoc cannon and left with smoldering clothing which they immediately ripped off. They giggled until the pain


    forced both into a hospital an hour later. They remain too


    stupid to do more than vote Republican and raise cows.





    So, yes, this is one way to kill your pesky varmint.
    if it is an outdoor pipe you can buy something that is called a gopher bomb, they are lit and give off carbon monoxide, obviously not something to be used indoors, but effective outside
    i don't know about killing him, but if it's outdoors you could flush him out with a garden hose.
    You don't%26gt; leave it alone..

    Squirrel Proofing?

    I have squirrels that keep chewing holes in my roof trim and residing in my attic/walls. I have patched these holes with spray foam and steel wool and neither work. They are climbing up my rear fire escape so I just cannot remove it. Its to the point now that I have to replace the trim. What can I use that is 100% Squirrel proof?Squirrel Proofing?
    put your trim up and put smooth tin over the trimSquirrel Proofing?
    Call your local county extension office - they may have some suggestions for you.





    We had a similar problem a couple of years ago... we covered over the openings in our soffit with some very strong wire mesh. We left the edges rough and sticking out as well. Not very attractive - but it did the job!





    We put the mesh up in the middle of the day so that the squirrels would be gone foraging. Squirrels have a very fast metabolism and would not live long if trapped in your attic - but the smell would be horrendous! (Not to mention the flies, etc.) Sadly - I know from experience!





    I will admit, also, that I poisoned the little rodents as well. The day before closing up the hole, we put some rat poison pellets in some peanut butter on plastic spoons and tossed them up into the opening. The poison didn't activate in their bodies until they drank water the next day - so they didn't die in my attic.





    I know that there is a smelly, gooey substance you can place in areas where you don't want birds nesting. We used it at some of the apartment communities I managed. Perhaps there is something similar for squirrels.
    but a pellet gun and shoot the little suckers
    Get a B-B gun and take the little monsters out!!!
    Repair your, holes and put hair in a old sock and hang it near the entrace the little buggers use this will get ride of the nut eaters also racoons and any other little critters that want to share you home. try getting rid of squirls on any search engine
    A B. F. C. Or you could just get a cat and let it loose. Chlorine works but smells, lemon or lime juice works until it`s washed away. A plastic owl has been known to keep the beggars away also. Good luck. Took me 3 months to get gid of all the racoon family. Couldn`t access all the attic. Now I have 2 new skylights. Another thing is cat or dog hair tied around the area to fool them into thinking there are other animals in the area. They also do not like hand soap, except ivory.
    Here is a web site link for people with the same problem you have. Problems and solutions are posted there and it looks pretty good. / http://www.scatmat.com/community/forum/v鈥?/a> GOOD LUCK
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    How can i stop thinking about how he died and that hes dead i cant just think straight and when i remember how cute he was i cry what should i do?Im really sad my pet squirrel died?
    Google 'Rainbow Bridge'. If you haven't heard of it before, it might help put your mind at ease.Im really sad my pet squirrel died?
    just think he is in a better place now and squirrels and really good pets.they were meant for outside to roam and be free.if you cant get over him get a bird,cat,dog,ferret,fish,horse, any other kind of pet
    realx he is in a better place and is happy just keep thinking that

    How do you make that squirrel voice in a video or audio?

    You can speed it up to make the voice higher pitched, but this also speeds up the words and makes it harder to understand than you'd like. The best way is to just increase the frequency of the audio. Double it or raise the frequency to your desired pitch. This doesn't increase the speed of the words, just makes them high-pitched and is the real way to do it. The program the other answer mentions is fine.How do you make that squirrel voice in a video or audio?
    its just faster or high pitched but wavepad is the best program eover to fool around with audio :) you can change pitch or speed or both, add echo or mix two songs together or even shorten it to creat a ringtone. its a free trial but once the time is up you can still use it and there is no limit to the time of the song. http://www.nch.com.au/wavepad/masters.ht鈥?/a>How do you make that squirrel voice in a video or audio?
    speed it up

    Do you think Barack should get Sasha and Malia a squirrel instead of a dog?

    just think of all the fun they could have with a squirrel!.. it would run around the white house and they could chase it and then they could feed it acorns...Do you think Barack should get Sasha and Malia a squirrel instead of a dog?
    the puffy tail is worth getting a squirrel for sure. I'd get a dozen squirrels but I'm not even allowed to get a cat. And cats are pretty easy to catch .


    Oh, Black Rectangle, I so want a cat. I know you have one. I know you do. Everyone but me has one.Do you think Barack should get Sasha and Malia a squirrel instead of a dog?
    A squirrel would make an ideal pet for the White House, BR.


    The Obama kids would love it. Plus whenever global tensions were running high, one glance at that puffy tail and cheeky countenance would have any visiting foreign dignitaries laughing and hugging each other in no time at all!


    Squirrels - a persuasive force for world peace!
    That'd be adorable. OMG, it's puffy tail and acorn fixation. I m about to cry from the adorable-ness of it all! :D





    Anyways, Obama does support ACORNs. :D ;)





    Political joke. Hope someone got it.
    I think he should have each given them a picture of the Republican elephant so they could throw water balloons at it or a dog named Chess to mock Nixon's dog, Checkers.
    I think they should stick to a good ole man's best friend.
    Who cares what they're pet is?
    wow.

    I just saw a squirrel that was so hungry it was eating paint that fell off someones stairs?????

    It was kinda sad....It was pretty skinny, too! Should I put out some nuts for it? I don't want to let it starve to death!





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    Dog Girl


    *******************I just saw a squirrel that was so hungry it was eating paint that fell off someones stairs?????
    You disgust me!I just saw a squirrel that was so hungry it was eating paint that fell off someones stairs?????
    here is some info on what squirrels eat





    Being rodents, squirrels eat a wide variety of mostly vegetarian foods -- but some add a few insects or small animals as well. Here is a general list of what squirrels eat -- but each species has its favorite menu.





    In their natural habitats tree squirrels eat a variety of foods including fungi, insects, bird eggs and young birds, pine nuts, and acorns, plus a wide variety of other seeds, nuts, dried corn, fruits, twigs, buds, bark, leaves, pine cones, roots, and mushrooms. And on occasion -- almonds, English and black walnuts, oranges, avocados, apples, apricots, and a variety of other plants. During ground foraging they may feed on strawberries, tomatoes, corn, and other crops. And don't forget dog food, table scraps and whatever else smells good!
    aawwww go and feed the poor thing gets some nuts n he'll just gobble them all up :) but u got 2 be careful because he'll keep comin back once u feed him the first time but aslong as u dont mind then go for it FEED HIM!!!!! (im guessing its a boy im not being sexist or nething :D)
    YES that would be great...put out some nuts. Also, put squirrel things in your trees.
    OH YES!!! pls do.....that's so kind of you. I love to feed the birds near my home too.....they'll be so happy afterwards...trust me! Might even call out to ya when u pass by.
    yeah go get some almonds or walnuts you could even make a squirrel feeder look it up

    Anyone ever tame a squirrel? I did, he comes to me when I call him!?

    His nickname is PB short for peanut butter :) He is so adorable. I feed him peanuts in the shell, and don't do it every single day. But its so wild that he comes running to me when I call his name....its so awesome! Never been bit, nor do I expect to be. He grabs my thumb for support sometimes, almost like a bonding thing.Anyone ever tame a squirrel? I did, he comes to me when I call him!?
    I never tamed one, but once my husband and I went to a park in downtown Houston, and we were hand-feeding a squirrel Cheetos. After awhile, my 2 year-old niece tried, and he took them from her, too! Then the squirrel was sitting on a branch above our picnic table, and my husband put a Cheeto in his mouth and stood by the tree just under the branch, and the squirrel came down the tree and took the Cheeto right out of his mouth!! I have a picture to prove it. It was sooo cool!!! I'll keep that picture forever!Anyone ever tame a squirrel? I did, he comes to me when I call him!?
    Yes, I have. I have a whole family of squirrels at work that come to me everyday for their peanut butter or whatever I have to feed them. My favorite is named Barkey. I also feed the skunks and the foxes so they won't cross the highway and get hit by cars.
    no. but my family was attacked by birds when i was like 7. that wasn't cute.
    Geee, great job of domesticating a wild animal!





    Now the squirrel knows that people = food and will bother them. And if she doesn't get what she wants, she'll bite them and infect them with rabies. But I guess that's alright, because it looks so cute when it's eating your peanut butter...
    My mom fed the squirrels every morning and watched them while she had her coffee. If she was running late, she had one squirrel who would knock on her door to remind her it was feeding time.
    i had one his name was nerds he was sooo cute he would sit in my hand and only eat the purple nerds it was funny

    Would you eat a squirrel, raccoon, skunk, dog, or bear?

    If those were the only animals left on earth?....Would you eat a squirrel, raccoon, skunk, dog, or bear?
    I would at-least try.....





    I have not been raised to eat certain animal... I remember clearly when I tasted horse the first time... it tasted ok, but I am still not in favor.Would you eat a squirrel, raccoon, skunk, dog, or bear?
    i would deff eat a squirrel out of those animals.. they are actually very good. they taste like chicken.. my grandmother makes squirrel pot pie and it is very good.
    No





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    Well, my dad tasted squirrel before and he said it tastes ok! So i may try.
    No, become a veggie
    no way. i become a veggie
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  • As my friend Mehmet once asked: Why am I a squirrel?

    Upon telling my buddy that I wished I was a squirrel, cause my life was so complex, he replied that if I were a little furry creature, I would probably be bothered by that simple question...As my friend Mehmet once asked: Why am I a squirrel?
    LOL...too cute. Well, I feel you wouldn't have to worry about a nut..lol..you are ONE.As my friend Mehmet once asked: Why am I a squirrel?
    the question is ';Why am I a squirrel';?


    you are?
    your friend eats nuts

    What denomination of rodent adheres most closely to the Squirrel's original texts?

    The Prai-rie dog... but its a multi cultural faith... he attends with the Praying Mantis, the Angel Fish... You know what I mean...





    Peace.What denomination of rodent adheres most closely to the Squirrel's original texts?
    You, you dirty Rat. I'm going to get your brother. I'm going to get you too!What denomination of rodent adheres most closely to the Squirrel's original texts?
    Capybara.
    Wow, I did not realize that rodents had denominations....


    I will have to think on this one....
    Ferrets, hands down.





    Have you ever seen a cuddly ferret turn on a dime? They go from Sweet, Cheek-turning Christ, to OT Egyptian smiter in .02 seconds
    The nutria do. Vengeance is theirs, say the nutria.
    heh??
    None of them correctly follow the Holy Squirrel's original text. Shame on them. They're all going to rodent hell.
    the rat.


    also a favorite of the Hawk.
    The rabbit obviously.
    Alvinites.


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    The chipmunk.. they are hardworkers, gather for the winter, chatter and like to play.. most definitely following the ancient squirrel texts.





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    Oddly enough, Lapine (or Rabbit), even through they're not rodents. Something about having the least to lose by translating correctly.
    Alvin

    Why is it when I pray for a dead squirrel it doesn't come back to life?

    1 John 5:14 Now this is the confidence that we have in Him, that if we ask anything according to His will, He hears us. 15 And if we know that He hears us, whatever we ask, we know that we have the petitions that we have asked of Him.





    Matthew 10:29 Are not two sparrows sold for a copper coin? And not one of them falls to the ground apart from your Father's will.





    Because it doesn't fit in with God's will for you to resurrect an animal that He has already allowed to die.Why is it when I pray for a dead squirrel it doesn't come back to life?
    Because it's time here is done. If God wanted it to come back it would.Why is it when I pray for a dead squirrel it doesn't come back to life?
    God only hears the prayers of the righteous.


    Proverbs 15:29 (New King James Version)


    ';29 The LORD is far from the wicked,


    But He hears the prayer of the righteous.';





    1 Peter 3:12 (New King James Version)


    12 For the eyes of the LORD are on the righteous,


    And His ears are open to their prayers;


    But the face of the LORD is against those who do evil.”
    Flat squirrels tend to be very ornery. Be grateful that invisible Jesus doesn't grant your wish.





    ';I prayed for little Nutzack, and he sprung back to life, proceeding to gnaw at my ankle and then my mothers front tire, which cost $250 to replace.';
    Because there's no reason for the squirell to come back. If it worked that way, zombies would be evrywhere. God doesn't do whatever we pray for. He just answers our prayers.
    Because he's having fun where he is and doesn't want to come back.





    Just let it go. He's in a better place.
    The squirrel was probably a filthy atheist. Possibly a communist too.
    You have been deceived by the physical symptoms of death. The squirrel is still alive.
    Because you are praying for a dead squirrel. So therefore you are getting what you pray for.
    As far as is known, death is a rather permanent state.
    You are insane aren't you? If the squirrel is dead, it's dead for a reason.
    because its dead





    God says all physical things will die they are not meant to live for ever.
    stop pray for it to be dead and it mite come to life
    Because its fcuking dead .Crazy fool.
    Because it's dead.
    God wants you to make soup.
    God doesn't bring squirrels back to life. There is no reason for it.
    Prayers aren't wish lists, but I have a feeling you already knew that.
    Because it's just a squirrel and you are not God.
    the poor squirrel
    It don't have a soul and its not living forever.
    Because of your lack in faith?
    christians will say you don't have enough faith.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAF01WG6F…
    you just made yourself look stupid