How many tails would a boy squirrel chase if a boy squirrel could chase tails?

Be as creative as you like, just not obscene.How many tails would a boy squirrel chase if a boy squirrel could chase tails?
The answer is none.


See, boy squirrels CAN chase tails, they don't do it though as they're all too obsessed with burying their nuts in places they then forget about.How many tails would a boy squirrel chase if a boy squirrel could chase tails?
A boy squirrel can't chase tails if Mrs. Squirrel won't let him leave the tree without her!